November 2010
how long can you leave your Jack o’Lantern out before your neighbours start to say you’re the “bad” neighbours?
my crippling social awkwardness and inflammatory conversation topics bring all the boys to the yard
and they’re like you’re really awkward.
oh yeah
guess who learned to make sushi on the weekend
guess who just made sushi for supper
om nom nom nom
October 2010
“Dress British, think Yiddish.”
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